Maybe I will

I'm Chelsea. I'm 22. I love food, sitting on the floor, Batman, and thirty minute shows about strong women.
Recent Tweets @Crosskitelines

pomfette:

if you miss someone who does not miss you, or who is no good for you, or is unattainable, take all the love you once felt for them and spread it around other places. put your love in worthwhile people and things, turn the romance in to passions for hobbies or admiration for others- enrich your own life. focus on yourself and those who actively make you happy.

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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Your tire pops and the donut is flat.

loveontheroxx:

ghdos:

That shit is really a damn shame.

WE TEACH GIRLS TO SHRINK THEMSELVES…

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rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

(via loveontheroxx)

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

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unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

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